This page is dedicated to all the people who do something and get violently publicised :

I have not got so much news, but I will tell you a few things:

• Michael Jackson, who recently split up with Lisa Maree Priestly has made a nurse pregnant and will finally have a son !
• Kevin Costner, who split up with his wife, is having a passionate affair with Sharon Stone
• Two weeks ago, Madonna had a baby child, I feel sorry for the child who most probably will have herpes from Breastfeeding !
• Tom Arnold is sueing Roseanne Arnold (Barr) for half the estate after they got divorced. Most of the money was earned by Roseanne, and Tom would not be famous if it wasn't for Roseanne !

The latest sports news:

• South Africa are 202/8 at the close of play in retaliation to India's 232 all out on the 2nd day of the 1st test in India.
• Juventus beat Manchester united 1-0 in the European Champions League. Nicky Butt caused the unecessary penalty. United were on top of their game and should have won 6-1 !
• Manchester United beat Arsenal 1 - 0.
• South Africa shocked after Magraeff's ' new look ' Springbokke thrashed argentina !.
• Bafana Bafana beat Zaire in a qualifier for The World Cup 1998, 1 - 0, the game was hardly entertaining and South Africa should have won by more goals.
• Alex Ferguson bidding for Mark Fish, who is not really happy at Lazio.
• Andy Cole on the road to recovery.
• Joel Stransky was kicked out of his house by his wife because he had an affair 1 week before his marriage and made both woman pregnant.......WOW!.....what a LIFE !!!
• Naas Botha agrees with Magraeff, in order to gain a position at SARFU.(my opinion)
• Sasol's ama-glug-glug cannot match up to the might of Australia, They unconvinsingly drew 1-1

The latest news from my school:

• Jimmo Vink, athlete of the year, has completed his season at Secunda, unbeaten. He achieved Provincial Colours for Gauteng and at 14 years old can qualify for the olympics at his best time of 10.86 Seconds !
• Everything is getting really and sweaty, with the examinations half-way through !
• Miss Heyman's 'freddy' passes matric with flying hairs....hmmm...excuse me colours !
• Happy Birthday to Stacey Kramer, who turned 15 on 21/11/96

In no way may I, BoneJACK, be prosecuted or charged with any means of evidence from this page it is all just gossip !

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